$DYOR

I DEFINITELY NEED TO MAKE IT

SAME HUSTLE, DIFFERENT GAME

ABOUT

$DYOR IS THE CLOSEST COUSIN OF THE BORED APE.

WE WERE GOOD—UNTIL I LANDED IN JAIL. HE NEVER BROUGHT ME CIGARETTES, AND THAT’S WHEN I WENT FULL MAD APE.

HERE’S MY STORY—YOU MIGHT WANT TO HEAR THIS.

HI I AM $DYOR (DEGENERATE YET OVERLY RICH) I GOT CAUGHT BACK IN TIME WITH SIX TONS OF COCAINE HIDDEN IN A BANANA SHIPMENT. ENDED UP DOING MY TIME—SITTING IN A COLD CELL, STARING AT THE WALLS, AND THINKING ABOUT LIFE. WHAT I NEED, WHAT I WANT… BECAUSE MY LIFE IT’S LIKE A MOVIE BUT I'M NOT AN ACTOR PAID, AND I CAN’T TAKE ANYTHING AS A JOKE ANYMORE.

WHEN I GOT OUT, I ENTERED THE CRYPTO MARKET. STARTED BUYING DOGS, SHITCOINS—FLIPPING MY WAY UP. PROFITS CAME FAST, LOSSES EVEN FASTER. BUT IN JAIL, EVERYONE WRITES BOOKS ABOUT LIFE, REDEMPTION, AND ALL THAT. ME? I WROTE MEMES.

ONE DAY, A PRISON GUARD TOLD ME, “YOU KNOW, PEOPLE GET RICH OFF MEMES NOW.” THAT STUCK WITH ME. NOW I’M A FULL-TIME DEGEN, CHASING 100X PLAYS, NO BRAKES. FROM SMUGGLING TO MEMEING.